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the act of inhaling a feces covered corn kernel or other fibrous object while the nose is embedded in a cantankerous elderly womens anus, while the tongue simultaneously penetrates what could be called the roast beef sandwich(otherwise known as the vaginal crevasse)
Last evening my brother saw that my nose was covered in feces and that a kernel of corn was stuck on my upper lip; he was was enraged because he knew that I had been spladoopeling his wife.
by OmyObama January 27, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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