spitznagel 

a little white womans whore who spits on his dads dick daily and has possibly the greatest most natural looking perm ever

person 1: did you just see will spit on a bagel spitznagel?
person 2: the one coming out of the bathroom after 5 hours?
person 1: yep that’s him.

spitznagel by the bathroom May 4, 2021

Spitznagle 

The token funny kid in a group who is typically underrated. Also a Spitznagle tends to play World of Warcraft.

Ian: Dude that was hilarious, tell that joke again.

Heath: Nah man, my level 70 Hunter needs to go ride a raptor.

Ian: You are such a spitznagle.

Spitznagle by Kevin Gypsy February 15, 2009

spitznogle 

A black person ejaculating violently while loudly cackling!

Hey did you see Dwayne? Na man, he's busy with a spitznogle.

spitznogle by Schroctopus March 2, 2014

shitsnagel 

someone who is small, weak, or lacking in any or all physical strength and skill. Not to much hope for this person, because when encountered, it usually cries for some odd reason or another.

1) In dodgeball, we ganged up on shitsnagel and made him cry like a bitch.
2)Shitsnagels hands were cold, so he cried and wanted his mommy.

shitsnagel by Salm Yong March 26, 2007