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spitznogle by Schroctopus March 2, 2014
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Spitznagle
The token funny kid in a group who is typically underrated. Also a Spitznagle tends to play World of Warcraft.
Ian: Dude that was hilarious, tell that joke again.
Heath: Nah man, my level 70 Hunter needs to go ride a raptor.
Ian: You are such a spitznagle.
Heath: Nah man, my level 70 Hunter needs to go ride a raptor.
Ian: You are such a spitznagle.
Spitznagle by Kevin Gypsy February 15, 2009
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spitznagel
a little white womans whore who spits on his dads dick daily and has possibly the greatest most natural looking perm ever
person 1: did you just see will spit on a bagel spitznagel?
person 2: the one coming out of the bathroom after 5 hours?
person 1: yep that’s him.
person 2: the one coming out of the bathroom after 5 hours?
person 1: yep that’s him.
spitznagel by the bathroom May 4, 2021
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026