spitty hand 

The smell that lingers on the givers hand after a blow job.

RD:"What's that smell?"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"

spitty hand by Bethy U December 9, 2008

smitty handshake 

The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...

Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..

smitty handshake by captnhowdy January 3, 2005

shitty hands 

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

shitty hands by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016

shitty handjob 

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women

shitty handjob by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015

shitty handshake 

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

shitty handshake by villos69 May 8, 2017

shitty lunch hands 

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

shitty lunch hands by artemiseyude June 5, 2010

Edward Shittyhands

An individual who doesn't wash their hands after defecating (taking a shit).

Worker 1: Did you see Nolan leave the shitter and go straight out the door without washing his hands. How disgusting.

Worker 2: Yup, he's a real Edward Shittyhands.

Edward Shittyhands by TheMasterOfPuppets May 13, 2026