Definitions by TheMasterOfPuppets

Edward Shittyhands

An individual who doesn't wash their hands after defecating (taking a shit).

Worker 1: Did you see Nolan leave the shitter and go straight out the door without washing his hands. How disgusting.

Worker 2: Yup, he's a real Edward Shittyhands.

Edward Shittyhands by TheMasterOfPuppets May 13, 2026