A half roach, half spider that jumps and is particularly fond of Hillcrest. Can be easily exterminated using Allan's, aka "The Cheater who hates spiders", hard bound copy of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil or a generous squirt of Clorox Clean-up.
"OH MY GOD! I saw a sproach on the floor, but by the time I grabbed the cheater's book it dissapeared!" -my friend Cristen the Sproach Lady
Lamb on a stick cooken on a homemade BBQ often eaten in bright. Better with extra chilli and salt often contained in white shakers- better with red wine spilt on it!
Best spidooch is by sim. Best eaten hot and in the early hours of the morning.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.