Sproach

A half roach, half spider that jumps and is particularly fond of Hillcrest. Can be easily exterminated using Allan's, aka "The Cheater who hates spiders", hard bound copy of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil or a generous squirt of Clorox Clean-up.

"OH MY GOD! I saw a sproach on the floor, but by the time I grabbed the cheater's book it dissapeared!" -my friend Cristen the Sproach Lady

by WhitneyLL December 15, 2008

sprachman

A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).

Brian: Do you see that guy over there with that hot chick and the midget hanging on his leg? What's up with that?

Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.

by MikeCa February 8, 2010

Komm Sprache!

German definition for using voice chats or communicating with your friends. If your homie needs to talk to you or needs you to talk, he can say "Komm Sprache" and everybody knows what‘s up.

We need to talk; komm Sprache!

by Connotation July 29, 2022

Spreaching

A term used to refer spitting and preaching. Used when a statement is extra truthful.

"That professor sucks."
"Melody, you're spreaching!"

by TheWavedoo November 3, 2022

Sgroach

The area subsisting of the fleshy bit of skin between a gentleman's scrotum and his wanker.

The trifecta point where your balls both connect to each other and your penis.

"Of course I agreed to take her shopping! She had my damn sgroach between her teeth!"

by MasterOliver February 12, 2010

sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

scroach

Small arthropods that inhabit the genital area of a male. Cause itching and discomfort and may spread disease. Normally spread by sexual contact with the genitals of others or combing ball hair/man-bush with an infected comb or brush. Also known as crabs or lice.

Damn! I knew I shouldn't have slept with that slut; she gave me scroaches!

by Staaron January 13, 2008