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spiders georg
“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014
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Not here to Fuck Spiders
Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.
Can be used as reply to obvious question.
Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"
It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.
Can be used as reply to obvious question.
Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss
2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach
3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss
2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach
3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"
Not here to Fuck Spiders by Parker26 August 20, 2010
Word of the Day on October 2, 2021
irondad and spiderson
irondad and spiderson by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018
cider spiders
the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.
(calling who you were with the night before)
"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
cider spiders by polecat1982 August 25, 2007
spiders from mars
"Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band."
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band."
spiders from mars by RUCAS June 29, 2008
Cider Spiders
The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.
Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:
- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;
- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:
- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;
- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Cider Spiders by dixie222 March 2, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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