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spider party 

A spider party is when all your mates are going out for a night out and one mate doesn't go because hes stuck in with his bird, so therefore hes says hes got some other party arranged also known as the spider party.
Mate1: Hey man we have organised this fuckin great night out, out going?
Mate2: erm... dunno
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Mate1: Yeh i just asked him and he said dunno which means he gonna give us a spider party excuse
Mate3: Thats allways the case!
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Mate1: So you gonna come then?
Mate2: Sorry cannot i got this other party.
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Mate2: HIM AND HIS FUCKIN SPIDER PARTYS!
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Spider Monkey Sex Party 

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.
Example: Lorenzo's 40th Birthday Party

panty spiders 

The pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits
Ooh, I need to clean up my bits before I go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.
panty spiders by GoddessKP December 14, 2015
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