spider fucker 

Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.

Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.

spider fucker by Cptcrob April 21, 2018

Spider Fucked 

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!

Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"

Spider Fucked by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008

Spidey fucked 

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.

"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"

Spidey fucked by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

spiderfucker

Someone who fucks spiders/enjoys sexual implications with arachnids

You know Raul? Yeah. He's a spiderfucker. He got sucked off by a daddy long legs

spiderfucker by Lizzily April 2, 2023

spiderfucker

when someone decides to fuck a spider

“Yea Amy literally pulled out a strap-on and just started going ham on the jumping spider, just MINK MINK MINK, I think I heard a lil squeak but she was into that, that spiderfucker.”

spiderfucker by Xentripp April 2, 2023