spiderfucker

Someone who fucks spiders/enjoys sexual implications with arachnids

You know Raul? Yeah. He's a spiderfucker. He got sucked off by a daddy long legs

spiderfucker by Lizzily April 2, 2023

spiderfucker

when someone decides to fuck a spider

“Yea Amy literally pulled out a strap-on and just started going ham on the jumping spider, just MINK MINK MINK, I think I heard a lil squeak but she was into that, that spiderfucker.”

spiderfucker by Xentripp April 2, 2023

spider fucker 

Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.

Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.

spider fucker by Cptcrob April 21, 2018

smiterfucker

A know it all , big head , smug faced .

Having a conversation with the biggest “ smiterFucker “ ever

smiterfucker by Smug the slug November 10, 2018