When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018
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