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The act of flexing spincter muscles to keep your butthole tight.
Austin was exhausted after 20 minutes of sphinctercizing.

Austin and Justin sprinctercize 3 times a week to keep their buttholes nice and tight to prevent a pink sock.
by Rockaway Gang July 22, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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