Acronym for 'Someone Please, For The Love Of God, Kill Me Now'. Useful in situations of extreme sarcastic displeasure where a simple 'fml' will not suffice.
'Did you get the TPS report?' -> 'spftlogkmn'

'Invalid password. Account suspended. Call to reactivate.' -> 'spftlogkmn'
by chip clip guy January 17, 2012
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