speeze

When a girl sneezes and squirts a bit of pee by accident. This affliction gets more common with age and/or after childbirth.

Maria: "Ah, ah, choo! Oh crap!"
John: "What's the matter?"
Maria: "I just speezed. Now I have to change my panties."

by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

Speez

A very chill person.

Usually a teacher.

Even though rude at times.

it is every kids favorite.

a sponsor of power ranger.

A huge fan of Ohio State University.

Person 1: whos that

person 2: oh thats speez

Person 1: is he cool

Person2 : yeah hes awesome!

by Bwoww2797 June 26, 2010

Speez

A guy who is only friends with girls in order to get in their pants.

Check out that speez over there, he just wants to get in Gloria's netherzone.

by CheekyFunt November 10, 2014

speeze

speeze is a slang word used for my space.

Go check out my profile on the speeze!

by Stefanie1214 November 12, 2007

Speeze

A fuckin idiot who never listens and constantly refuses help

"Hey drew, you need help?"

"No it's ok i got it, it's only 40 pounds."

"Come here you fukin speeze

by November 20, 2020

Speeze

Doing good or spreading clout

Yo, I just speezed on some homeless people by giving them some food.

by Bio_Fuel2 July 10, 2018

Speeze

An utterly disgusting creature. Greasy. Infectiously addicted to being lazy. No motivation to wipe ass. WOW, What a fucking joke.

Quit being such a speeze. Wake the fuck up its 5pm!

by Oak tree November 14, 2013