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speedo pedo 

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.
Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!
speedo pedo by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

Pedo in a Speedo 

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool
That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!

pedo in a speedo 

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos
pedo in a speedo by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

Pedos in Speedos 

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.
Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda
Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026