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speed skater

A girl (or guy) with really big thighs and a huge ass.
speed skater by Golfergal April 3, 2006

speed skater

sum of the coolest people on the planet
assoicated with one of the most hard core sports of there speed skating
daaanm that girl must be speed skater
speed skater by skaterfurlife January 7, 2007

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

SpeedSkater 

An athlete who speed skates, sometimes made fun of for being homosexual because of the tight clothes the athlete wears while speedskating.

A very cruel nickname.
(some guy see's somebody speedskating)
guy: LMFAOO look at that SpeedSkater WHAT A HOMO!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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