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speed skater

A girl (or guy) with really big thighs and a huge ass.
speed skater by Golfergal April 3, 2006

speed skater

sum of the coolest people on the planet
assoicated with one of the most hard core sports of there speed skating
daaanm that girl must be speed skater
speed skater by skaterfurlife January 7, 2007

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

SpeedSkater 

An athlete who speed skates, sometimes made fun of for being homosexual because of the tight clothes the athlete wears while speedskating.

A very cruel nickname.
(some guy see's somebody speedskating)
guy: LMFAOO look at that SpeedSkater WHAT A HOMO!