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Head Smear 

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.
"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."
Head Smear by Effsix April 11, 2010
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Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
smearhead by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

Everest Spearhead 

When a male, preferably at a high-altitude, freezes his ejaculatory fluid into the shape of a spear. This spear is then used to stab his female partner, making a decent sized wound. The male then proceeds to have sex with the wound, as if it were a vagina. Medical assistance is often needed afterwards.
"Dude, did you hear about Amber? She's in the hospital!"
"Yeah man, she tried the Everest Spearhead, and it didn't agree with her"

"Man, I'm tired of vagina's"
"You should try the Everest Spearhead technique, it's so much better than a vagina!"
The head of an assault or the break through of enemy lines to an objective
the 75th rangers will spearhead the assault against enemy fortifications at 08:00.
spearhead by hitetetet February 17, 2022

Swearhead 

One who swears.
brittany swore so everyone on the team pointed and yelled "swearhead!" at her while in the mall. Everyone stared at her...
Swearhead by Skfldlckdkwkc September 27, 2009

Spearheading a Movement 

Jim (on his cell phone as he nails some woman up the ass): Make it quick, I'm spearheading a movement.
It is a sex move. Receive road head from a female, drive and accelerate very quickly and drive as fast as possible over a speed bump. Then when the cars front tires return to the asphalt, you penis will spear through the back of the girls skull.
Yo she was being such a bitch but she was in that rude mood ya know. Perfect opportunity to spearhead that hoe.
Spearhead by wgaccione January 3, 2019