spazmenol 

someone who thinks they are clever but are as thick as shite

stop being such a spazmenol

spazmenol by tina lou October 7, 2006

Spasmenostiophobia 

The fear of broken bones. The word is derived from the Greek term for broken (spasménos) and the Greek term for bone (ostéon).

“Cecil seems really scared of broken bones, I think he has spasmenostiophobia”

Spasmenostiophobia by JasperSchwartz May 27, 2021

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

spazmology by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

spazmentarded

A cross between a spastic, mental and retarded...can be used as an insult - person or thing.

"this is spazmentarded"

spazmentarded by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Spazmolite 

A slow person, relatively incompetent

That guy who crashed his car the other week was a right Spazmolite

Spazmolite by BloodsoakedDrengr August 4, 2024