spazmenol

someone who thinks they are clever but are as thick as shite

stop being such a spazmenol

by tina lou October 7, 2006

Spasmenostiophobia

The fear of broken bones. The word is derived from the Greek term for broken (spasménos) and the Greek term for bone (ostéon).

“Cecil seems really scared of broken bones, I think he has spasmenostiophobia”

by JasperSchwartz May 27, 2021

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

spazmentarded

A cross between a spastic, mental and retarded...can be used as an insult - person or thing.

"this is spazmentarded"

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Spazmolite

A slow person, relatively incompetent

That guy who crashed his car the other week was a right Spazmolite

by BloodsoakedDrengr August 4, 2024