spawming 

When you have been caught someplace naked and in order to get to where your clothes are you have to expose yourself to others, usually shouting "dont look" in the process.

Our game was interrupted by Trey spawming through the living room to get to the bedroom.

spawming by The Hig December 10, 2013

update spamming 

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.

Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.

update spamming by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

Ham Spamming 

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

Ham Spamming by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009

ipod spamming 

Uploading fake, corrupt, or blank audio files to file-sharing networks in an attempt to discourage unauthorized downloads.

"I downloaded 14 Eminem tunes and they're all screeches or blanks!"

"Sony must be iPod spamming again."

ipod spamming by Hugh Johnson August 24, 2005

like-spamming 

Like Spamming is the act of going to a friend's Facebook page and "Liking" everything on their wall. The next time they log in, they'll have a ton of notifications and so will the people who posted on their wall.

Someone was like-spamming my facebook wall today and now I have 25 notifications. wtf.

like-spamming by Apollo12345 April 17, 2010

Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.

Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!

Power-spawning by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009