spark-read

rather than legitimately read the assigned novel, you read the sparknotes instead.

Because Frankenstein is a shitty book, i decided to spark-read it to save time.

by Shernandtu December 4, 2009

sparx reader

If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident

guy 1: getting waterboarded is a nicer way to spend my evening than using sparx reader
guy 2: real

by schmahman May 27, 2024

Sparx reader

Torture because it makes you read books you can’t choose and the only way to choose is to read books you don’t like more than the mandatory amount

Bob: We don’t have sparx reader set today
Jim: Good, I’d rather drown 3 times

by Some guy who hates school March 23, 2026

sparkreading

The act of reading spark notes for a book assigned you by teacher, professor, etc. when you don’t read the actual book

Boy 1: Hey did you read the book the Mrs.Reeder assigned yesterday?

Boy 2: Yeah, I was sparkreading last night and finished it in 20 minutes. How about you?

by RedHeadHater42 April 20, 2023