2 definitions by Shernandtu

spark-read

rather than legitimately read the assigned novel, you read the sparknotes instead.

Because Frankenstein is a shitty book, i decided to spark-read it to save time.

by Shernandtu December 4, 2009

Having an unfair advantage in watching live news, sports, etc. because you can shell out the money every month for overpriced cable

We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is

by Shernandtu January 23, 2017