Definitions by Shernandtu

cableist

Having an unfair advantage in watching live news, sports, etc. because you can shell out the money every month for overpriced cable

We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is

cableist by Shernandtu January 23, 2017

rather than legitimately read the assigned novel, you read the sparknotes instead.

Because Frankenstein is a shitty book, i decided to spark-read it to save time.

spark-read by Shernandtu December 4, 2009