spantuguese

A combination of Spanish and Portuguese. Much like Spanglish but works better since the languages are similar.

Lais says I can get around fine in Brazil. I guess it’s because I speak Spantuguese.

spantuguese by NoJobRob August 6, 2024

spantuguese

The language a Spanish speaker uses in Brazil. Similar to Spanglish, but more realistic due to the language similarities.

Lais : you are Latin, you’ll be fine getting around Brazil.

Roberto : Are you sure?

Lais: of course, you speak Spantuguese.

spantuguese by NoJobRob August 6, 2024

Spataguese 

A mix of Spanish, Italian and Portuguese

Person 1: Speaks foreign language of gibberish
Person 2: This must be Spataguese...

Spataguese by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 10, 2019

Sportuguese

The language spoken by sports fans as overheard by those who are sports illiterate.

My husband said baseball was better without the DH, then my brother-in-law said he wished the NL would go with DHs. I have no clue what they mean when they speak Sportuguese.

Sportuguese by Smedley Ichabod November 28, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019