Spant 

A nick name It is a combination of name Snaggle pussy adopted Fragile looking pastey kid who thinks he can race but drives like a fag. Usually saw bucks in a corner because his fragile weak arms can't make the turn. Someone who can not lift up a little go Kart.
SOme one wo is afraid of school busses and must be driven to school.

You are such a spant. You drive like a a spant.

Spant by Official Lord Ferrari January 20, 2009

Spant 

Someone who uses the word "simp" way too much/out of context. These people are usually trend followers and its not uncommon to see them in reddit posts or youtube comment sections. They don't understand that "simp" has a specific definition and they just use it to aggravate every male who happens to be polite to a female in any way.

Mike: "Dude I just realized the waitress at this establishment is so polite and she even remembers my orders every time I come in, I should tip her or maybe even ask her out!"

Jake: "Ha, Simp"

Mike: "Shut up spant, calling people simps isn't going to make you look noble or get you laid".

Spant by Spantacular September 7, 2020

spant 

A spant is a certain type of terrifying bug native to Guatemala that appears to be a fire ant with 8 legs. Run from these creatures at all costs. Being bitten by a spant could result in sudden death.

Yikes! A spant!

spant by spantwatcher July 13, 2017

spant 

A person who spends thier time going to the park and yelling at children.

He, Ha, look at that spant over there. She's making a complete fool of herself. She is at the park yelling at children! So dumb! Stupid spant! Ha, ha, he!

spant by Z4zebra March 4, 2012

Spant 

People who use the word *simp* way too often/out of context. These people are usually fortnite players or low-lifes on reddit who think they are funny. They don't understand that "simp" has a very specific definition and they just apply it to any male that that is polite towards a female in any way.

Mike: "Dude, the waitress at this establishment is very polite and she even remembers my orders every time I come in, I should tip extra or maybe even ask her out!"

Jake: "Simp"

Mike: "Jake we all know you are a spant and will probably live more of a lonely life than any of us"

Spant by Spantacular September 7, 2020

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

Steamy Santa by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa 

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.

I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!

Bread Santa by Acriimony August 4, 2019