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Spank Off 

Spank Off by jim jimson November 27, 2002
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good night spank off 

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.
Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.
good night spank off by MyManEd January 15, 2009

spank one off

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.
spank one off by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

Skank-off 

To bitch about people (mostly girls) crap choice in clothing. Usually cheap and of rubbish quality. The person can wear it once maybe twice, if that. skank, slut clothes bitching skanky
'Omg did u see that girls outfit last night..?'
'Yeah me and Ellen had a bitch about it'
'Oh so you had a skank-off too?'
Skank-off by Abi <3 December 6, 2006

Skank-off 

To be present in a nightclub with one or more female friends, potentially on drugs, and try to attract more attention than them by kissing and grinding members of the same or opposite sex, making irritating noises (possibly attempts at conversation) and wearing as little as possible without being charged with indecency.
The D-floor at Sugar last Saturday, major skank-off!
Skank-off by Spice6987 January 20, 2011

Slank Off 

To do whatever you want and not do some other stupid stuff instead.

Marcel: "Hey bobby, you doing your homework?"

Bobby: "No, F that! I am going to slank off!"
Slank Off by Chip&Pepper March 27, 2009

spark off 

To engage in the act of masturbating, usually violently.
Attractive female: I'm thinking about having a shower.
Typical male: That's what I think about when I spark off.
spark off by ElCreepo September 18, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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