Spank Off

v. To masterbate; wank

i like to vigorously spank off.

by jim jimson November 27, 2002

good night spank off

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.

Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.

by MyManEd January 15, 2009

spank one off

v. Masturbate.

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

Skank-off

To bitch about people (mostly girls) crap choice in clothing. Usually cheap and of rubbish quality. The person can wear it once maybe twice, if that. skank, slut clothes bitching skanky

'Omg did u see that girls outfit last night..?'
'Yeah me and Ellen had a bitch about it'
'Oh so you had a skank-off too?'

by Abi <3 December 6, 2006

Skank-off

To be present in a nightclub with one or more female friends, potentially on drugs, and try to attract more attention than them by kissing and grinding members of the same or opposite sex, making irritating noises (possibly attempts at conversation) and wearing as little as possible without being charged with indecency.

The D-floor at Sugar last Saturday, major skank-off!

by Spice6987 January 20, 2011

Slank Off

To do whatever you want and not do some other stupid stuff instead.

Marcel: "Hey bobby, you doing your homework?"

Bobby: "No, F that! I am going to slank off!"

by Chip&Pepper March 27, 2009

spark off

To engage in the act of masturbating, usually violently.

Attractive female: I'm thinking about having a shower.
Typical male: That's what I think about when I spark off.

by ElCreepo September 18, 2011