spanaconda 

It refers to a man wearing spandex, which clearly outlines his "junk".

I was at the bike race today and the spanaconda was everywhere!

spanaconda by Typosuction February 18, 2010

Panaconda

A defecation so satisfying its resemble a large ophidian staring back at you. A pan-snake or coiled monster dump.

I couldn't walk 'till I released that Panaconda from my colon.

Panaconda by terrormask grid July 19, 2012

Spaniconda 

The spaniconda is an adjective used for describing a deep sexy male spanish accent or people known as "Chad's ". the spaniconda can be found in only a few modern people the main example is Antonio Banderez.

old man : my son ,with great heritage comes ridiculous powers.
grandson: like what pops
*old man pats his grandkids head*
grandpa: it can be anything from a ridiculous moustache , a mounties uniform, or the spaniconda.

Spaniconda by CaptainCox August 30, 2018