JONO's definitions

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

ringstinger

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week

i just gave him a mean ringstinger

by jono September 7, 2003

schmata

Variation: 'schmat', a bit of old cloth used for general cleaning duties.
Origin: Yiddish.

Pass me that schmat to wipe the sink, will you?

by Jono March 27, 2005

bop

Verb: to poo/shit/crap
Noun: a turd/length of poo
Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also pip and prunch.

Hurry up in there, I need to bop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

maugle

An abnormally small penis.

Tyler always went red with embarassment in the locker rooms with the other guys because of his maugle, which was proportionately bigger then his testicles.

by Jono December 20, 2004

missbitter

miss - a single female, not married, not wanted

bitter - sour, ugly, see evil

missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc

for an example message missbiter on irc

by Jono January 4, 2004

bobber

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by Jono March 27, 2005