Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Flag

Get the Shit Spackle mug.

blowing spackle

aggressively violent diarrhea

The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.

by marble_player December 4, 2010

Flag

Get the blowing spackle mug.

Poo Spackle

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.

Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!

by GreatMightyPoo73 June 12, 2011

Flag

Get the Poo Spackle mug.

sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum

Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.

by Guts February 16, 2007

Flag

Get the sack spackle mug.

spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.

2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that

by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017

Flag

Get the spackle the ceiling mug.