A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
The term a person would use when they're standing over a cliff jumping into a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding and Patrick Star next to the kiddie pool yelling "Do a FLIP!"