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southwest high school

Southwest High School (or Southwest Senior High) is a high school in the Linden Hills neighborhood of Minneapolis, Minnesota. It's considered the best public high school in the city. It's in the top 200 high schools in the country according to Newsweek, but Newsweek rankings are kinda messed up if you ask me. It's still a pretty good school.

50% of Southwest students are in the IB program. That means 50% of Southwest students were in the top 20% of their 8th grade class. So in a way Southwest is kind of a magnet school, or at least it tends to attract the upper/upper middle class kids from around the city. It's still diverse though and has a lot of students from the lower-income bracket. It is also ethnically diverse despite having the lowest Hmong and Somali populations of any high school in the city.

Most of the athletic teams kind of suck, but Southwest tends to do well at track and soccer. About half the kids at the school are "on" cross-country, but only 100 or so actually show up.

As for culture... I'd say that Southwest is pretty diverse lol. There's a HUGE subculture of artsy theatre kids. There's practically a play every week. But there's also a lot of trendy people and some ghetto people. Most people are pretty normal though. People drink and smoke weed but they don't really talk about it, and harder drugs are definitely rare.

But at Southwest, drinking and smoking don't really make you cool... being cool is more like acting really really white. Like, eating organic food and watching Wes Anderson movies. It's pretty strange for a high school. but i dunno. Also, Southwest students are more humanities focused.

In conclusion, Southwest is a pretty good place to go to high school. Especially if you are a good smart kid and you like theatre and all of that. For more examples of how cool Southwest kids like to act, see www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com ...it's pretty much the exact same haha.
person 1: i go to southwest high school
person 2: i go to south high school
person 1: hahahahaaahaaha i am so superior to you
person 2: you are a snob....
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Southwest high school

Southwest is your typical high school, you have your thots that’ll fuck in the parking lot, the wanna be gangsters(if you got mad I’m talking about you), the stoners that’ll skip class to go smoke some grass, and the nerds but we don’t know to much about them. Not the brightest students but the athletic teams… believe me when I tell you they are some trash as well.
Person 1: You go to SW?

Person 2 Yeah I witnessed a three sum in the parking lot while skipping to go smoke.

Southwest high school is a educational building grades 9-12th
Southwest high school by Kuskcuz420 October 15, 2021

Southwest High School

The worst fucking high school in the U.S.A. Located in El Centro, Ca. Populated by white mexicans who think they're the shit cause their dads are farmers. THEY ALSO USE AN OVERSIZED PIGEON AS A MASCOT.

Worst band. EVER.
girl: hey i have to go to southwest high school tonight :(

guy: that's literally the worst school why don't you come to central union high school ;)
Southwest High School by YT_iSucc December 7, 2018

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Southeast High School isn’t any better then any other school in Springfield, Illinois. The beginning of the 2021-2022 there was a stabbing. We just pretend we’re better to hide the fact we’re not.

-A 2021-2022 freshman
Girl 1: Southeast High School seems so much better

Boy 1: We’re not
Southeast High School by Oof_ma_dude November 25, 2021
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