south haven 

A drug dealers paradise, with a large beaches and tons of half naked people, random festivals and restaurants. A booty call town on Michigan's Shores

dude this place is def a south haven!

south haven by crazySHgirl August 26, 2008

south haven 

south haven is inbetween portage and valparaiso indiana. it has its own zip code, the mailing address of valparaiso, and the phone number of wheeler. its the hood. there is also "new" south haven and "old" south haven.

i live in south haven, the have.

south haven by southhavenknight June 26, 2008

South Haven Fudge monkey 

Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.

Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey

South Haven Fudge monkey by firelane23 October 19, 2008

have a little sympathy for the jackass down south 

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

have a little sympathy for the jackass down south by NotARapist April 24, 2005

Southaven 

A town right by Memphis that never gets any attention. Some of the coolest people in Mississippi. Contrary to the belief of Southaven rivals not Sluthaven.

Bob: "Hey did you hear Southaven beat Hornlake at the game last week?"

Jim: Thats because Southaven's awesome.

Southaven by fuzzfuzzbuzzbuzz January 16, 2011