south ender 

A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.

Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!

time passes, jump is hit.

South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!

south ender by Blueshoe May 20, 2006

Southener

A person who lives south of Nottingham, usually classed as townies or chavs having no fashion sense, ridiculous accents, and a love for bright shiny objects.

Look at that southern fairy!

Southener by jesus. lol September 4, 2005

Southener

someone who likes their mouth south of the boarder.

He really likes oral sex, he must be a southener.

Southener by chazzington January 21, 2021

southbender 

A penis that curves downward.

A southbender is just made for deepthroating. It slides down so easy..

southbender by Morning lumber November 16, 2022