mean and sour old turd

An insult which originated in Dear Dumb Diary, a children's book by Jim Benton. Generally means an old person who hates kids and likes to beat their 40-year-old-son over the head with their cane.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
a) A dumb, brainless ninny
b) A rich, happy rock star
c) A mean and sour old turd

by Rawxeh July 03, 2010

sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022