Sophonias is a name given to a black person that’s just cool as hell. They’re so calm and collected that everyone has immense respect for them. Sophonias is also extremely attractive and is able to make friends anywhere at anytime by making random people burst out laughing.
1 - Yo this nigga, Sophonias had me dead the other day at that funeral.
2 - Sophonias is the perfect name for this child, I can see success in his future.
3 - This one kid Sophonias went across the border just to get a real Mexican burrito.
The inevitable fear, that there's a hideous spider hiding in the corner of a dark room, waiting to swallow you whole in your sleep, even when it's not.
Theresa: "THERE'S A spider in my room."
Ann: "No, it's not THERE'S too dark to see."
Theresa: "Exactly."
Ann: "Here we go again and THERE'SAPHOBIA."