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Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.
"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"
Derived from the game Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the word is a combination of Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) and Lucario (Pokemon). It refers to the male sexual act of ejaculation, although this type of ejaculation means severe bursts of golden semen.

The semen is golden and bursts out of the penis amazingly fast like Sonic's smash attack and in a long, steady flow like Lucario's smash attack, hence the combination of the two. The semen can either be golden, atomic blue, or both depending on the male's mood.

The speed of the ejaculation can also vary depending on the male's mood. The taste of the semen is usually very good but can be bitter at times if the male eats nothing but junk food.

After this type of ejaculation happens, the male is usually drained and won't be able to produce much semen for at least a day.
Spartan #1: Hey, Pyro, how was your night?
Pyro: Amazing. I gave my girl the good ol' Sonicario. Hehehe.
Spartan #2: Man, I wish I could do that.
Sonicario by Teh Pyro April 30, 2008

Sonicargasm 

using that slick tooth brush device to provide indescribable bliss..
I woke so refreshed after a nice shower and a jolting Sonicargasm..oh and minty fresh...
Sonicargasm by DaynaS May 26, 2008
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