sonband

As son of an aging, only mother, he replaces the social and support functions of the departed husband, i.e. his dad. It involves listening to gossip from the beauty parlor, bridge club, and investment club about other people kids, who is sick, and who has died. It also includes requests to “fix” any technological device she has (computer, printer, smartphone - usually not broken, just misunderstood) as well as performing other routine chores around the house, e.g. replacing light bulbs and vent filter, mowing the yard, etc.

Sonbands quickly learn why their dad’s played so much golf late in life.

by Bambamnoke May 23, 2017

Sonband

Sonband means your son is now your husband.

Woman: He's my son and my husband.
Stranger: So he's your sonband

by Sakurakage September 24, 2023

Sonsband

When the husband leaves or dies and the son that moved back in years ago, takes over as "the man of the house".

Ever since the Sheila's divorce, nothing seems to have changed because her son Josh jr. has taken on the manly duties around the house, like a good sonsband would do...

by Elwaysclone September 26, 2011

Sonsband

When the cougar marries the prey; i.e., the much, much younger husband of a cougar.

Demi Moore and her sonsband Ashton divorced after recurring arguments over Ashton's playstation time.

by American Hustler June 11, 2016

sobande

Sobande is a nice ,amazing and caring person or family. Very rich and high in status, intelligent with high moral standards and integrity.

Are you a sobande? Cause you are amazing.!!

by Badyin September 5, 2019

Sonrand

Sonrand means you are a grandson and you married your grandmother.

Grandson: I'm a Sonrand.

by Sakurakage May 16, 2021

soubandith

The middle name of a loser who sucks at everything.

The duck lord is better than that Soubandith

by Shsjd June 17, 2022