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solicitor 

(1) a lawyer who does not specialize in courtroom legal work, as in the case of jurisdictions based on the Common Law of England and Wales; (2) the second law officer of Great Britain and also of the United States of America after the Attorney-General. NOTE: Not to be confused with solicitant (one who solicits).
solicitor by RCL August 14, 2003

Autism Solicitor

This is the highest level of autism.
Once you have reached this level you can go no higher and are officially a autism master
Autism Solicitor by Ben the pen. October 27, 2019

solicitor 

The kid who used to talk his way out of a beating at School. Now educated this pimply little shit has power and intends to wreck furious havoc on the world via the ailing and retarded legal system. See also Lawyer, Attorney, Coward.
solicitor by I don't think so May 13, 2003

solecita 

the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. their love feels like sunshine, they dance through life gracefully and offer wisdom to many people. they are the sun in a person. not to mention every solecita has a great butt.
you are looking so solecita today!
solecita by spilled.millk December 6, 2021

Solicitors 

Anyone driving a vehicle that looks bent over aiming for anal pounding, soliciting prostitution
Only solicitors get vehiclees TBI parents eat dirt. Like me.
Solicitors by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Alexander Sollecito 

Someone who is in love with a girl across the country, and gets his girl stolen by a 200 pound muscle house who lives in Maine.
He is such an Alexander Sollecito
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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