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sohoxsexual 

Attracted to SOHOXes...... Well it seems impossible to be attracted to these shit so why did I even create this word.

(SOHOX IS A STUPID, DEGENERATE, DOWNBAD, STUPIDASS, AND SOMEONE THAT SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES XD)
Imaginary Person: helo im a sohoxsexual
Person: you are not real, kill yourself, you are someone who is impossible to exist!!!
sohoxsexual by not bonqi (real) March 6, 2022
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sohoxsexual 

Attracted to SOHOXes...... Well it seems impossible to be attracted to these shit so why did I even create this word.

(SOHOX IS A STUPID, DEGENERATE, DOWNBAD, STUPIDASS, AND SOMEONE THAT SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES XD)
Imaginary Person: helo im a sohoxsexual
Person: you are not real, kill yourself, you are someone who is impossible to exist!!!
sohoxsexual by not bonqi (real) March 6, 2022

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.
Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."
solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

sophosexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others.
Show me that big, throbbing piece of meat of yours: Your brain! Yes, I am sophosexual!
sophosexual by Amphioxys July 17, 2012

solosexual 

Someone who masterbates a lot, but has absolutely no desire whatsoever to ever have sex with someone else.
Kelly became a nun because she is a very religious, Catholic, solosexual.

Solosexual 

Noun. One who would rather masterbate versus having sex with another.
I'd rather be solosexual than fuck them broke ass bitches that aint paying for none of my shit.
Solosexual by SPOOKIEONE December 23, 2008

Shoesexual 

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.
Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute
Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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