Swagosaurus
Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.
Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.
2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"
Anonymous: "dude... What?"
John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"
Anonymous: "dude... What?"
John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013
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