soft servin 

To have sex while one's penis is flaccid. Often times one will end up "soft servin" some girl after a night of libations and devil dancin.

Guy: How'd you like that shit I served up to you last night, girl? Good, innit?

Girl: Man fuck you, you were soft servin me for like an hour and a half, and then you passed out on top me.

soft servin by snomanZP July 30, 2008

Soft-Serving It 

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

Soft-Serving It by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006

Soft Serving 

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

Soft Serving by Meltör September 1, 2019

Soft serving 

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

Soft serving by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Soft-Serving 

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

Soft-Serving by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022

Soft Serving

When a guys ability to shit is controlled on whether his erect dick is pulled down by a second party or not. Usually deposited into another party's mouth however is attentively expelled into an ice cream cone or further misused ice cream containers.

"You think a controlled orgasm is hard? Try a controlled a poop-gasm, my girlfriend is into soft serving!"

Soft Serving by OuroborosVex June 18, 2026

Soft Service 

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

Soft Service by Teleutaia February 20, 2010