socking it

When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.

Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.

by JCM Crew May 31, 2006

socking it

To use socks as toilets so you don't have to stop playing Everquest, World of Warcraft, Second Life, etc... even for a few minutes.

A man who refused to stop playing Everquest pioneered the socking it technology. He was found dead in his basement with his computer from the conditions he was "living" in.

by corenothing August 31, 2007

socking it

When a woman is on her period and is acting like a bitch.

"Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. The wife has been socking it this week."

by familyguy April 26, 2005

Socks on

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

sock on

Used in Yorkshire-mainly Doncaster, means to be in a deep sleep

"Didn't hear you come in last night, must've been sock on"

by angelguy September 21, 2006

Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Socking

The act of wearing socks you ejaculated into.

Micheal likes to wear socks he came into and he calls it socking

by PickelRick February 10, 2022