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eye socket sex 

The act of having sex, usually penetrating the human orbital socket with the erect penis. To defile the human skull by performing a sexual penetration to the area of a missing eye. Also see skull fuck
She was missing an eye and the kinky ho wanted eye socket sex. I didn't see that cuming.
eye socket sex by mikeyears81 December 14, 2013

wall socket sex 

the ultimate fantastic sexual experience that causes your body to feel electric
John slept for 12 hours after "wall socket sex" with Elaine.
wall socket sex by Tim Johnides April 13, 2006

rockem sockem sports sex 

To solve a dispute (usually when two chicks want the one dude), rockem sockem sports sex is initiated. Generally, the dude will instigate the rockem sockem sports sex, in which the two girls will sit upon the dude (one on the dick and one on the face) and box until there is one left standing who is crowned the winner.
However, after all is said and done, the dude is the real winner and the chicks lose. Suckers.
Girl 1 - "Yo, he's mine!"
Girl 2 - "uh uhhh, back off bitch, he's my man!"
Dude - "Girls, please, there's only one way to resolve this... Rockem sockem sports sex."

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026