sock shock 

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.

Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.

sock shock by Watchinfool October 6, 2023

spockshocka 

An erotic sex act invented by the small time ballas, which should be practiced on hot babes. Similar to the original shocker, only the ring finger gets to get in on the action. To perform the spockshocka, insert your pinky and ring finger into her anus. Then insert your middle and index finger into her vagina. Last, use your thumb to tickle in the middle.

"He gave me the spockshocka until I came, jamming all four fingers into both my holes."

spockshocka by Sir Bizzle D Perv January 19, 2008

Sockspocks 

A fatal and contagious disease which affects all socks belonging to teenage boys and house elves. If socks report smelling and are spotted please rush them to the nearest washing machine.

Winky found a sock with Sockspocks which then infected the entire population of Hogwart's socks with Sockspocks

Sockspocks by Dr Sockspocks III April 22, 2013