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One Sock Sexual 

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
One Sock Sexual by Jack6626 June 10, 2022
where a person produces a sock out of his pocket to masterpate with. This acts as a device for catching cum as it comes out of your penis.
It can also be used as a condom for hill-billies.
an example of socksex is:
Guy 1= oh my god i'm so horny
Guy 2= just wait i'll get you a sock
socksex by queer boy April 3, 2009
The successful act of having sex with your socks still on.
"Socksex! I totally managed to keep them on last night!"
Socksex by SockGuy October 5, 2008

Socksex69 

In which you cut the foot off of a sock and put in on the man’s dick, so he has a dick sweater. Then basically you have at it but the twist is a dick sweater.
We socksex69’d last night.

My dick had a marvelous sweater thanks to socksex69

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026