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sock sex 

when the only article of clothing worn during sex is socks. not a good thing.
sock sex by seventeen August 14, 2004
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One Sock Sexual 

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
One Sock Sexual by Jack6626 June 10, 2022
where a person produces a sock out of his pocket to masterpate with. This acts as a device for catching cum as it comes out of your penis.
It can also be used as a condom for hill-billies.
an example of socksex is:
Guy 1= oh my god i'm so horny
Guy 2= just wait i'll get you a sock
socksex by queer boy April 3, 2009
The successful act of having sex with your socks still on.
"Socksex! I totally managed to keep them on last night!"
Socksex by SockGuy October 5, 2008

Socksex69 

In which you cut the foot off of a sock and put in on the man’s dick, so he has a dick sweater. Then basically you have at it but the twist is a dick sweater.
We socksex69’d last night.

My dick had a marvelous sweater thanks to socksex69
Socksex69 by Poopoopopppopoopoop April 16, 2020
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