sock puppets 

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

sock puppets by Snake April 25, 2005

Sock Puppets 

They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.

"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Sock Puppets by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003

sock puppets 

having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.

Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?

sock puppets by towlie October 2, 2002

sock puppets 

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

sock puppets by Evil October 18, 2003

sock puppet account

A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person

Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.

sock puppet account by jim81jim September 18, 2016

sock puppet

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.

sock puppet by Ian Maxwell March 14, 2003

sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

sock puppet by captainherring April 8, 2005