A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of porn.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my momcaught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
noun- A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of pornography.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my momcaught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.