An individual that is so important to a social network that they consistantly checklandline voice mail, text message and send email to their social network at the same time!
Bobby: I went to see Nadine about some work, but she was very busy. She appeared to be talking on the phone and texting at the same time!
Mike: She is the social network hub of her apartment complex so you may be able to catch her tomorrow with work issues!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)