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social CRM 

CRM (customer relationship management)

1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software

2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.
I can follow my customer's eating & shopping trends thru review sites by using my social CRM software.
social CRM by @ideasfromlisa May 21, 2010
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socialcommufascimuslimism 

noun -

An amalgamation of political ideologies used to describe Liberal politics and Democrats in America. Regardless of the assorted ideologies mixed not having anything to do with one another and more pointedly being in direct conflict with one another. This single word is used to help with the confusion of not really understanding the true meaning of the ideologies one uses as an insult. This term is useful in that, while using the individual ideologies without really knowing what they mean can make one appear to be an undereducated and ignorant fool spouting off hateful terms to instigate more hatred, using such a large word with so many syllables can instantly raise ones intelligence ten fold. However, this math can get fuzzy as 0x10 = 0
Gavin: I'm really excited that our government wants to support it's people with something useful like health care reform

Bubba: WHAT? Are you some kind of believer of socialcommufascimuslimism. Jesus Christ will smite you!

Socialcam 

Video sharing site that forces viewers to link their viewing activity to Facebook, spamming their friends and edging the social network nearer to the precipice of drudgery and eye-rolling tedium that has befallen MySpace, blogs, message boards, list-servs, email, and every other mode of communication.
Socialcam and these so-called "social reader" apps aren't viral, they're bubonic.
Socialcam by Talinus October 7, 2012

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026