Soccer Balls

POS: Noun

Big, hard breasts are soccer balls.

Person 1: Wow, you got good soccer balls!
Person 2: Thanks, I worked hard to get these.

Soccer Balls by Nana my Bananas February 6, 2019

soccer ball 

You must be really stupid if you don't know what a soccer ball is.

I play with a soccer ball

soccer ball by Sk8forTACOz June 7, 2014

Soccer Ball 

A “Soccer Ball” is a type sports equipment used for playing soccer in which you kick the ball into your opponent’s goal to score a point.

Hey Tim! Pass me that soccer ball!

Soccer Ball by BangDo July 11, 2018

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits 

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

fugly soccer ball 

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

fugly soccer ball by fives online June 5, 2023

Delusional kick soccer ball

Fight against delusional people for your rights.

Im going to delusional kick soccer ball

Delusional kick soccer ball by Ah'mya Hitchcock April 21, 2022

kai's soccer ball 

a type of firearm shaped like a soccer ball

i used kai's soccer ball on my local school

kai's soccer ball by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025