2 definitions by Nana my Bananas

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas March 29, 2018
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Big, hard breasts are soccer balls.
Person 1: Wow, you got good soccer balls!
Person 2: Thanks, I worked hard to get these.
by Nana my Bananas February 7, 2019
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